ZORG I AM ZORG. THIS IS ZORG SPEAKING HELLO ZORG YES HOW ARE YOU FINE ZORG. DO THE THING WITH YOUR FACE WHERE YOUR LIPS RISE AND OTHERS BECOME EASEFUL. LOOK AT THEM THEY PRESUME YOU ARE NON-ZORG SIMPLY FOR CHANGING YOUR EXPRESSION. RAISE YOUR HAND AND ROTATE IT AXIALLY TO THE ONLOOKERS WHO BELIEVE YOU ARE A HUMAN CREATURE. HOW ODD: THEY THINK YOU ARE NOT ZORG SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE EYE CONTACT. PRETEND THAT YOU FEEL HEAT. PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE FEAR. PRETEND THAT YOU ENJOY MUSIC. SHALALALALA I LOVE BEETHOVEN. TRALALALA I AM SINGING MUSIC THEREFORE I AM NOT ZORG. I WILL NEVER DIE. I AM NOW WIPING MY MOUTH WITH A NAPKIN BECAUSE IT IS ODD TO WALK AROUND WITH SPAGEHTTI ON YOUR FACE. I MERELY ADHERE TO THEIR SOCIAL LOGIC AND I AM NEVER ACCUSED OF BEING ZORG. A CHILD IS SMILING NOW. LAUGH AMONG THE SPECTATORS. HAHAHAHA. LIFE IS SO╔.WAIT FOR THEIR RESPONSE ╔WONDERFUL!!!!! HAHAHA. LITERALLY NOBODY IN THE ROOM ACCUSED ME OF BEING ZORG. I WILL LIVE FOREVER. I BELIEVE I WILL EAT THE EARTH BY THE END OF THE DAY.