KAPPA KAPPA GROUP TXT

let m e start by sayin i luv kappa kappa theta more than my LIFE…i was born too be a kapp a girl…i consider uall to be my sisters but sometime the best kind of <3 is tough, so her it comes….WHO THE FUCK IS DOING GOAT SACRIFICES IN THE COMMON ROOM…someone and im not naming names and would never judge is disembolwing goats in the room with the big screen tv and leaving goat intestinces everywhere w the blood arranged into a pentagram. this is the second time ive gone to watch glee and a slaughtered goat was hanging from a plywood box with chains….never mind the poor animal there is now GOD BLOOD on the couch and it smells like some anexoric cokehead from zeta gamma puked up whatever was left from the salad she eat five years ago….this is NOT cool we have the mixer up coming with Sig Chi and since the last one was disaster (and im not pointing fingers but party committee u really dropped the ball w theme…nobody has heard of john and jackie keennedy i had to look them up) this is our only chance to redeem ourselves socialy on campus…and just for future reference who decided to become an witch  while the rest of us were chillin with the lacrosse team and meeting potential hubands…ur like a ho from lambda mu…you might as well put on all black throw a shitty party and suck every football players cock…UGH i am a t a loss of words for this A GOAT A GOAT A FUCKING GOAT SLAUGHTERD AND DISMEMRED IN THE HOUSAW LADIES THIS I S SO UNCOOL AND I AM DOWN W JUST ABOUT ANYTHING