Mcafee virus scanner does not cure China Virus (0 Star Review)

when i first heard about coronavirus i did not care because i do not drink corona. from what i understand only unemployed people with lots of umbrellas like that beer. the news said that the virus was coming from china which shocked me beacuse i thought corona was manufactured in a mexican country like puerto rico. i started calling it the China virus because people on TV did. the people on tv are basically my family now that my wife ignores me and my goldfish died from oxygen. god told me the fish could exist outside of the water,a nd he does still exist, he’s just dead now. i went to sleep that night and dreamed about the way they used tomake church pews, they were good for your back. the next morning I woke up with a terrible fever and cough. i went to the doctor and he told me i had symptoms of the China virus and he swabbed my mouth for a test. i said that is not possible, i do not drink corona. he told me that the virus spreads through droplets that are sneeezed or coughed. i thought my god they are putting sneeze and cough droplets into corona beer. i could not decide if i was more angry at china or mexico for that. but that still did not answer how i touched the beer. that is why doctors are worthless. i know more than they do because I read sites like Dr. Nix Napalm and listen to his radio show and buy his homeopathetic mineral supplements and therefore i am smarter. the doctor sent me home and said the test would be ready in a few days. at first, i was perfectly normmal, i ate well, i slept 8 hours a day, i got an erection everytime i saw a John Deere tractor. but eventually i developed terrible symptoms, fever, shortness of breath, getting an erection when i saw my wife. i called the docotr and he said they’re still waiting on the test. finally on day six i wanted to fuck tractors again. also, the test came back, and I had china virus. Now, I do not scare easy. I was in the Marines once. it was in a video game, but the graphics were so real, you were basically there. the doctor said there is no cure for china virus so i have to ride it out. so i did what i learned to do in the Marines, i sat on the couch and did nothing. but things only got worse. i started to research cures for china virus online and i came across something called mcafee virus scanner. this thing said it could scan and block viruses right from your computer. so i bought the Mcafee and ran the app and was horrified to see i had SEVERAL THOUSAND VIRUSES inside of me. it said that I even had TROJAN HORSES somewhere in my body. i was like how the fuck did i get all those horses inside me, and how was my doctor incomptent enough to miss that. all doctors are stupid, according to youtube personality sphinx_state_of_mind_666, who says if you swallow rocks cancer will go away. I used Mcafee to delete my viruses, but the next morning i woke up and could not breathe. i have to say, this didn’t bother me, because im tough, based on that one time in Call of Duty when I ran toward the final boss unprotected, knowing full well i was outgunned. but then i actually started to cry (allergies) and went to the hospital. they put me on a breathing tube and said I had a few days to live. i was like, no big deal, everybody has a time, all nonchalant, not bothered at all. as i lay there i began to fixate on Mcafee, whoever he was, and became convinced that he was in cahoots with both China and Mexico. In fact, in my head, I basically proved beyond refutation that Mcafee was pulling the strings all along, geopolitically, and he was the one who release China Virus from the bioweapons lab. he knew he would make a killing with his bogus antivirus software, and h e didn’t care who he harmed. i vowed revenge, for all the small people who Mcafee ruined. i planned a youtube video that was going to blow the lid off of Mcafee, and then I actually realizd there was no single man named Mcafee, it was a collection of bueraucrats who want enrich themselves . after several days i got off the breathing tube and they said to go home and quarantine. those idiots, they were focused on china virus that whole time while i had discovered the truth about the Mcafee Syndicate. i got home and was going to record my video but i saw our John Deere and fucked the exhaust beacuse my therapist says it gives me psychosexual pleasure to fornicate with partners that are literally inanimate. now my wife is on the computer with the camera so i have to wait for the bitch to get off. but i wanted to come tell you people here at BackToSchool.com that Mcafee Virus Scanner is a 0 out 5 star product. thank you