Posted on April 4, 2020
MY LEMONADE STAND IS GONG NOWHERE
i started the lemonade stand bc i was BORED not bc i need money or antything. this is a vanity project and i love making lemonade and to all u loosers who say i am trying to profit off the pee wee football team u need to step off. i see the reviews on this site and it some of the NASTIEST garbage i have ever read written by people WHO DONT KNOW ME and want to see me give up my dream of selling quality lemonade. first off lets get this on the table. in the sites rules it says that only ESTABLSIHED AND LICENSED BUSINESS may be reviewed. i have never been licesend to do this i am a political consultant during the day who sells lemonade after work and the state of californai has no involvement with my stand. i do not know who started the page on my stand (btw Carrol’s Lemonade stand is misspelled u dipshit and no i have never even named my stand it is refered simply to as “The Stand” among friends and relatives and HOW THE FUCK DID U KNOW THAT MY FIRST NAME WAS CAROL U LIL STALKER CUNT). i want to address the issue that has been brought up in numerous posts which that during the pee wee football championship last month the beverage i was selling was not in fact lemonade. it is said my drink tasted like “piss” or “sad water” or “lemon crack” as Mr_Chipper344 says which makes no sense bc crack is expensive not water solubel. let me say i have been making lemonade for thirty years and ihave never heard such words said against my work and the people responsible for this should be ashamed of themselves. additionally the charge that i have been purposely diluting the lemonade to rip little kids off has made its way to the highest authority of pee wee football (Mark Stevens he played backup on miami dolphins he has a championship ring but he never set foot on the field and i am somehow beholden to him) and now i am BANNED from selling my beverage in front of the stadium and must set up shop on the side of I-26. yes the I-26 where last week two drunk college students swerved off the road and killed a famous horse. yes the I-26 where cops found heroin junkies worshipping satan in the woods. but youre not going to stop me from living my dreams. PICASSO NEVER SOLD A PAINTING DURING HIS LIFE> VAN GHOG SOLD A FEW PAINTING S DURING HIS LIFE> DA VINICI WAS REDISOCVERD> GENIUS IS NEVER RECOGNIZED UNTIL LATER ON. u fucking pathetic lil weasels…I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RUIN SOMEBODY ELSES WORK> I AM TRULY SORRY U WALK THE EARTH AND I AM ABOUT TO GO MAKE SOME AWESOME LEMONADE SO SUCK MY CLIT U DERRANGED NOBODIES